May 2013
9 posts
To those individuals out there who eat burrito...
takeawakyinmyshoes:
You’re wrong. Don’t tell me it’s easier to eat a burrito bowl with a fork. It just isn’t. That’s like saying you’d rather dig with a rake than a shovel. Use a spoon.
eleventhdoctor:
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
April 2013
9 posts
napoleonbonapoptart:
If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid
March 2013
12 posts
takeawakyinmyshoes:
why do i even go to school anymore? i have such a fulfilling career as a pokemon trainer
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
thegoodygoody:
what the fuck, 3 million notes?! also, not reblogging because my dick glows in the dark, just saying.
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE
February 2013
21 posts
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Me at SVMS: What cycle is it today?
Me in NHS: Is it odd or even?
Me in college: What day of the week is it?
Me in the real world: Fuck it same shit every day.
takeawakyinmyshoes:
dampsandwich:
tell your mom she left her yugioh deck at my house last night
Lollll
5 tags
What is Community College?
In accounting class we received our tests back today. Tests are out of 100.
Guy who sits next to me: How did you do?
Me: I did good!, I got 6 wrong, how did you do?
Guy: I got 7
Me: Oh nice nice! congratulations
Me: *glances over* ...oh you got 7 as in 7 in total
Anonymous asked: you're really sexy...
esexist:
guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me
rneerkat:
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
